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-Fabulously Californian Policing-

Blood on Sunset

Blood on Sunset Kevin James had two loves, but they couldn’t coexist. Life with his Ex had been one continuous party, until their daughter Claire was born. Kevin adapted to new responsibilities, but his Ex couldn’t. She left one night…
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Police Swag: Is It Worth Dying For?

Police Swag: Is it worth dying for? As a Marine, I was supposed to be willing to die for the Flag. That mixture of symbols represented everything “Murica” and if my life was sacrificed on on the battlefield for those…
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War On Cops? Credit Unions have your back!

War on Cops got you down? The Millenial Josh Wilson is visiting today to give you the good word on some surprising support in our time of need: Credit Unions! Credit Unions that Support Police Officers By Josh Wilson, a…
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For A Fistful of Dollar: Bury Me On Sunset

 For a fistful of dollar Gavin was riding his skateboard at night near Lincoln Park while his mother was walking a few feet away. As Gavin practiced his sick skateboard tricks, he was absorbed by the board. His tight jeans…
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A Bachelor’s In Street Science: Bury Me On Sunset

WARNING: this blog post contains foul language. Vernacular. Cool word, bro. It means the “language or dialect spoken by the ordinary people in a particular country or region.” I speak three and happily conflate them in my writings: Marine, Californian,…
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…And Now For Something Completely Different:

  The Millennial Dragon. With bored eyes of blue Cop doomed her: “Your warrant is due.” The dragon claws in fear It screams, it roars. “Cop, I’ll do ten years. I’m three months pregnant My child born in prison? Fuck…
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Police Departments hire Nerds!

Here at Jack Catchem.com, I handle only the most critical, fascinating, and deeply troubling issues confronting law enforcement from a Fabulously Californian perspective. This Thursday’s revelation is a real mind bender, so hold onto your butts. Based on my extensive…
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Stop The Gender Biased Police Physical Fitness Tests!

Halt! PoliceOne.com (CNN for cops) just blew my mind. A judge decided police physical fitness tests are GENDER BIASED. This must stop! Social Justice Warriors ASSEMBLE! Per the article, some insane Colorado Police Department instituted a mandatory physical fitness test…
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Jack Catchem Reviews “Without Fear Or Favor”

Without Fear Or Favor Here’s a new bent for this blog. Some perceptive internet-person sent me a book in exchange for a review. Words for words? Seems like an equivalent exchange. Thus this: Jack Catchem.com’s first book review: “Without Fear…
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